Post by theundergrad on Jan 27, 2007 1:01:37 GMT -5
One day I woke up after being drunk the night before. I looked around the basement room for the big jug of water that I had left beside the matress. I found it half empied, and finished the rest. Then, I went back to sleep. When I woke up the second time, the clock said 12:30. That was long enough I figured, so I got up, put pants on and went to the bathroom for a shower. I was at Andrew's house. He was two floors up and usually slept longer. He had a girl with him this time. There was a weird looking guy searching the upstairs for a pair of glasses. The kitchen floor was stained sitcky. I started to get the coffee ready, this is routine on a hangover. Lots of alcohol was still sitting around in bottles on the kitchen counter. Andrew came downstairs.
"Yo," he said.
"I got coffee"
"K."
"I don't know who this guy is."
"f**k."
"Well,"
"Oh well!"
"Pretty much."
"Uhhhhhh, I think there is a girl in my bed."
"Ohhhhhh, I see, I see, what is she doing there?"
"Just resting."
"Pretty sweet."
"Yup."
"Did you?"
"Sorta"
"Cool, cool. K well, food?"
"Yah."
We got out some bacon and eggs, lots of each and made them up quick. The other guy kept looking around for his glasses.
"Here, I found this," He said when he passed me a strange looking black capsure. I opened it and there were about three grams in it. We ate. Then, just about the time when we were thinking about clean up duty, the girl entered the kitchen with some tears in her eyes as she searched for a phone in a panic. Oh my god, oh my god, she kept saying.
"It doesn't matter what ACTUALLY happened! Oh my god oh my god. They think, uhhhh, they think, oh my god."
We tried to calm her down but it didn't really work out. We got her cleaning the walls though. Finally we finshed the kitchen and said we'd drive her home. The other guy had left without his glasses. When she got out of the car andrew put it in reverse and said, "She lives with her mom and dad with a goat in an octagon. They smoke weed together."
"What a strange girl," I said.
Then we went and picked up Mark and Dylan from a girl's house. We drove into the park which is behind her back yard to get them out.
"Yo," he said.
"I got coffee"
"K."
"I don't know who this guy is."
"f**k."
"Well,"
"Oh well!"
"Pretty much."
"Uhhhhhh, I think there is a girl in my bed."
"Ohhhhhh, I see, I see, what is she doing there?"
"Just resting."
"Pretty sweet."
"Yup."
"Did you?"
"Sorta"
"Cool, cool. K well, food?"
"Yah."
We got out some bacon and eggs, lots of each and made them up quick. The other guy kept looking around for his glasses.
"Here, I found this," He said when he passed me a strange looking black capsure. I opened it and there were about three grams in it. We ate. Then, just about the time when we were thinking about clean up duty, the girl entered the kitchen with some tears in her eyes as she searched for a phone in a panic. Oh my god, oh my god, she kept saying.
"It doesn't matter what ACTUALLY happened! Oh my god oh my god. They think, uhhhh, they think, oh my god."
We tried to calm her down but it didn't really work out. We got her cleaning the walls though. Finally we finshed the kitchen and said we'd drive her home. The other guy had left without his glasses. When she got out of the car andrew put it in reverse and said, "She lives with her mom and dad with a goat in an octagon. They smoke weed together."
"What a strange girl," I said.
Then we went and picked up Mark and Dylan from a girl's house. We drove into the park which is behind her back yard to get them out.